Xtraordinarily Twisted Exercise & Ridiculous Running Adventure

From: Beginner Triathlete.com

How to Consistently Come in Last Place and Enjoy it 

By a real expert

“Blessed are the flexible for they shall never be bent out of shape.” – Ancient XTERRA Tribe Race Director Proverb

This is a chronicle of the evolution of triathlon fear, and a big hairy, then shaved, then once again hairy moron (that would be me) who tried to conquer it.

I went to get my blood tested for life insurance, and the results said my premium would have to be doubled because I’m in such bad shape. I had been looking for a reason to get back in shape, but had found no motivation. Not only was I unmotivated, after these results, I was depressed. How could I let myself go like this?

Later that same fateful week, a friend called from Washington and said he and another 12 guys were going to do a triathlon in Sisters, Oregon. 1000meter swim, 17 mile bike, and 6 mile run. No mention was made to the fact that it was an Xterra Championship Race from him or the website. Thanks, guys. The website mentions charming views and pristine lakes. I thought, ”Sure, I like charming views. Why not!?”

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